Thursday, January 26, 2012

A Thor's Day Celebration

The best thing about Thor's Day is that no matter how you're feeling, hitting something with a hammer is always appropriate and will always make you feel better.

  • Happy? Laugh and hit something with a hammer.
  • Sad? Pretend something is the thing that made you sad and smash it in effigy.
  • Angry? As above, only without tears.
  • Ennui? Hitting things with a hammer is amusing.
  • Vague confusion? Hit something with a hammer until it occurs to you that maybe you should be doing something else.

All you need is hammer.
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