A Thor's Day Celebration

The best thing about Thor's Day is that no matter how you're feeling, hitting something with a hammer is always appropriate and will always make you feel better.

• Happy? Laugh and hit something with a hammer.
  
• Sad? Pretend something is the thing that made you sad and smash it in effigy.
  
• Angry? As above, only without tears.
  
• Ennui? Hitting things with a hammer is amusing.
  
• Vague confusion? Hit something with a hammer until it occurs to you that maybe you should be doing something else.
  

All you need is hammer.