Anyway, when I die, I want to be composted1 and spread in a flower garden for a few years of happy blooming. Screw burial; stupid and wasteful.
Also, everyone who shows up has to get shitty drunk. It's what I would have done, right?
1 - Yeah, I know, you can't compost meat, right? I want someone to make the effort. At the very least, I want to be mulched.
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